May 2013
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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arnazingphil:
imdonebye:
hop-onmytardis:
imdonebye:
i’m skyping with a cute boy help
ACT NATURAL
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
emilysdaioff:
theguyunderyou:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
omfg
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
dinahfknlance:
danhateseveryone:
seventhtable:
thewomanwhoconsults:
forgetyeahcomics:
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo...
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“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via aquaticwonder)
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Watchwhatdoesitdo:
nataliejeanette:
yuleriots:
worth 11 seconds of my time
every single time.
always
I just laughed way too hard.
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spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
